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October 21, 2014 at 10:24am
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Reblogged from gorlt

gorlt:

brodays:

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

that’s not in the recipe
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(via hotwinger)

10:22am
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Reblogged from magui-gui

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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(via kiss-kiss-fall-in-skeletons)

10:16am
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Reblogged from primegifs
skeletonhaver:


lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

(Source: primegifs, via intensional)

9:35am
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Reblogged from kinginthewest

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via canatii)

9:08am
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Reblogged from cooldudebro

(Source: cooldudebro, via intensional)

9:06am
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Reblogged from suzitobritts
guernvca:

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

but look at the cat in the background

guernvca:

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

but look at the cat in the background

(Source: suzitobritts, via fyrafire)

(via officialwhitegirls)

4:02am
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Reblogged from museumoffrost
zodiacbaby:

Me when I drop my strawberries while walking back from Whole Foods

zodiacbaby:

Me when I drop my strawberries while walking back from Whole Foods

(Source: museumoffrost, via yugiohslavic)

October 20, 2014 at 4:34pm
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Reblogged from what-is-this-fruitsnackery

(Source: what-is-this-fruitsnackery, via spookyb0x)

4:20pm
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Reblogged from tyrone-pines

tyrone-pines:

[logs into deviantArt]

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[logs out of deviantArt]

(via breast-freed)

October 19, 2014 at 4:35pm
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Reblogged from vaginalsalsa
avoidghosts:

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

avoidghosts:

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

(via playstation2chainz)

4:31pm
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Reblogged from samurott

ostolero:

samurott:

why do gamers need a gate anyway

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(via neongenesisevangaylion)

October 18, 2014 at 3:23pm
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Reblogged from dogcomedy

(Source: dogcomedy, via svveden)

3:19pm
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Reblogged from theanti90smovement
theanti90smovement:

he didnt take the picure

theanti90smovement:

he didnt take the picure

(via kinglordmisha)

3:07pm
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Reblogged from summerfinns

justsuckmyduck:

and the nominees are…

Are we just gonna ignore how Zooey Deschanel aged 50 years in that second gif or what

(Source: summerfinns, via kinglordmisha)