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April 19, 2014 at 2:14am
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simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

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2:06am
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narcotic:

@ppl that say their eyes change color 

narcotic:

@ppl that say their eyes change color 

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April 18, 2014 at 2:54pm
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precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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2:52pm
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goldenfleeces:

14 was 2000 years ago

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2:52pm
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heyfunniest:

Who wore it better?

heyfunniest:

Who wore it better?

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2:41pm
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meganecon:

??????

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12:40pm
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I don’t hate any race of people, and it pains me to wake up to other young people being misled to believe I do. I am for unity and equality.

— 

Iggy Azalea

Me chief, you Indian. I speak, you listen.” - Iggy Azalea

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12:39pm
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guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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12:36pm
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poryqon:

The art in my Chinese book is outstanding

poryqon:

The art in my Chinese book is outstanding

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12:30pm
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cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

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hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

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April 17, 2014 at 3:10pm
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beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

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2:23pm
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foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

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1:56pm
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1:53pm
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thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

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